lonniiii:

One of the biggest keys to surviving your 20’s is Learning how to move on. Move on from old friends, lovers & bad situations.

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sergle:

you: there can’t possibly be anything interesting in Customer Reviews for fake lashes.

me:

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thislesbianthatlesbian:

are you a cat lesbian, a dog lesbian, a snake lesbian, a lizard lesbian, or a rodent lesbian?

I’m LITERALLY all of them

pantsless-serket:

catsnuggler:

February shouldn’t be 28 days, 29 on a leap year. 

Instead, we should take the 31st days off two months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years.

But wait, when’s the leap day, you ask? 

October 32nd, Halloween: Part II.

you’re the genius this generation needs tbh

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fouldonutwizard:

nice sweet friendly women

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